You expect your friends and family to drop what they’re doing to drive you somewhere. Whenever you don’t get your way, you throw a temper-tantrum and start slamming objects around. Then you blame that person for making you late.
…You’re a grown ass adult.— youareadouchebagif - 34
You rely on others for rides, but you never wanna give gas money.— youareadouchebagif - 33
You eat your roommates food while you’re high, and then you lie about doing it once confronted.— youareadouchebagif - 32
Your roommates constantly ask you to stop exposing yourself. You shower and dress with the bathroom door open, you walk around the house in your tight-tight underwear, and you scratch your balls while doing so. WTF? No one wants to see you like that.— youareadouchebagif 31